21 Signs You’re The Tita At The Club

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Remember the last time you went to a club full of drunk kids and said to yourself, “Damn, I’m getting too old for this!” We feel you. Here are 21 signs that you’re the tita at the club.

1. It’s 9:30 p.m. and you’re shocked that the club is empty.

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2. You find the Mojito you’re drinking too strong and ask for extra ice.

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3. The place you are partying at can be described in three words – mainit, maingay at masikip.

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4. Out of the 50 songs played that night you only know 5.

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5. You get pissed that the DJ is late for his set.

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6. You ask for the meaning of the term EDM.

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7. You evil eye the girl wearing the backless dress and say “Hay naku, that girl will get raped.”

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8. After dancing for 15 minutes you need to take a breather because your knees start to hurt.

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9. The sheer sight of Tequila makes you want to barf.

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10. A guy flirts with you and you realize that he’s a much better match for your niece Isabel.

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11. “Puwede ba mag-80s music diyan???”

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12. You check your watch and say, “12:30 pa lang!”

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13. You get more excited at the prospect of seeing French Fries than a hot dude.

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14. No club or bar will ever be as good Pravda, Where else, or Mars.

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15. You go to the ladies room twice as much as you used to.

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16. Your husband/boyfriend sends you a text. But he’s not concerned about your well-being but about the laundry you need to pick up for tomorrow.

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17. You spot your old college flame and you say, “Grabe, he used to be so cute before. What happened?”

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18. You jump for joy when the bartender asks for your ID.

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19. You check your watch again and say, “1:15 pa lang!”

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20. You’re friends with Robin da Roza.

21. A hot lesbian offers to make out with you and you violently say no, but you talk about it with your amigas the next day.

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2 Comments

  1. There just isn’t enough Tita-ness in the world to make #8 even remotely acceptable. Way to promote rape culture, The Amat Project.

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