TAP’s Get Drunk At Home With: Black Absinthe

In this corner… Imported all the way from the Spanish Peninsula… Listed at 160 proof (80% alcohol)… With a win-loss record of 362349126901710-0… Black “Darkness Falls” Absinthe!

Seriously, if you’re looking for an adventurous Amats, look no further than Black Absinthe. This motor oil-looking alcohol is illegal in 12 countries and rightfully so. A night with this bottle of liquid death is guaranteed to get you smashed (think jumping over dinner tables, humping strangers, having a heart-to-heart conversation with a lamp post kind of smashed). This stuff has so much pure evil in it, you literally have to dilute it in water so your soul won’t leave your body.

It’s one hell of a way to get drunk, and it certainly spices up any party. To the bold, the brave and the boneheaded, drink up. You’re in for one hell of a night.

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