In da club:
Natasha Wilson – A regular at Encore Supahclub, idolizes Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
Wears: Skinny jeans, a tube top to accent her half-Caucasian cleavage, wedges, and lots of body glitter.
Secret weapon: A scarf to hide her cleavage when guys start to get creepy. Baby wipes in her clutch bag for future puking. Always holds a cigarette in her left hand so she can clear space with the other en route to the bar.
At a college inuman:
Miko Andrew Balmaceda – Fifth-year senior, is in a different drinking hole in Taft Ave. every night
Wears: His favorite “Push the Limit Animo Spirit” t-shirt, jeans that haven’t been washed in 2 weeks, ID lace of his alma mater.
Secret weapon: Doublemint gum for after-vomit breath. A Swiss army knife attached to his keychain in case of routine Taft hold-up.
Jorence Joniver Dabon – Maintenance crew, SM Hypermarket, prefers spending his nights with the “ladies” instead of his wife and kids
Wears: T-shirt given by losing candidate for Mayor, Good Morning towel around his neck, faded jeans, “Jesus” sandals.
Secret Weapon: Doesn’t wear underwear (alam na), used his “expensive” Safeguard soap today (scented) to help him score.
At an after-work watering hole:
Jose Jeremias “Jerry” Kimpo – Office worker, big believer in “5:Thirsty,” likes the sisig in Gerry’s Grill
Wears: Polo barong and slacks, leather shoes, “gold” watch
Secret Weapon: Didn’t wear a belt today in preparation for beer and sisig, a pure cotton undershirt to absorb meat sweats.
At a rakenrol gig:
Joaquin Ignacio “Iggy” Tagle – Unemployed (i.e. “freelance”), Urbandub superfan, follows them in every bar they perform.
Wears: Black Urbandub t-shirt purchased at Landmark, his lolo’s curduroys, Vans sneakers bought in Greenhills.
Secret Weapon: Wallet is chained to belt loop, will double as weapon if moshpit turns into a riot. Has a skateboard in his backpack in case quick escape is needed.